I've parked my arse on double yellow lines
and I don't know if it is worth the price
of running into some hefty fines
or getting my backside clamped in a vice.
I have heard that the wardens are so strict
and will pounce on you as soon as you park
and of all the places I could have picked
I had to choose that with the yellow mark
I've decided to sit further away
where I'm sure that I'm free of the danger
of then getting told that I cannot stay
by some busybody of a stranger.
But when I have no choice but to stand
I must finally leave my space unmanned.